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Lake Matheson: The Mirror That Blinked (And I Was Looking the Wrong Way)

Lake Matheson: The Mirror That Blinked (And I Was Looking the Wrong Way)

by Old Goat Admin | Mar 26, 2025 | Hikes, Oceania, Recent Treks

Introduction New Zealand has a talent for making you feel specifically, personally victimised by its weather. Not in a malicious way — more in the way a cat ignores you while being perfectly friendly to everyone else in the room. The mountains are right there. They...
Hokitika Gorge: That Colour Is Real and No, Your Phone Hasn’t Adjusted Anything

Hokitika Gorge: That Colour Is Real and No, Your Phone Hasn’t Adjusted Anything

by Old Goat Admin | Mar 25, 2025 | Hikes, Oceania, Recent Treks

Introduction At some point during your first look at Hokitika Gorge, you will instinctively reach for your phone to check whether the camera’s colour settings are doing something unusual. They are not. The water is actually that colour. That specific, saturated,...
Pancake Rocks: When the West Coast Decides to Show Off

Pancake Rocks: When the West Coast Decides to Show Off

by Old Goat Admin | Mar 24, 2025 | Oceania, Hikes, Recent Treks

  Introduction New Zealand is not a country that struggles to impress. After a week on the West Coast you’ve seen glaciers, impossible turquoise gorges, mirror lakes reflecting snowcapped peaks, and beaches made of black iron-sand under dramatic storm skies. The...
Brod Bay to Mount Luxmore: How I Accidentally Humbled a Boatload of Millennials (And Then Kept Walking)

Brod Bay to Mount Luxmore: How I Accidentally Humbled a Boatload of Millennials (And Then Kept Walking)

by Old Goat Admin | Mar 23, 2025 | Hikes, Oceania, Recent Treks

Introduction There’s a particular kind of person who shoots off a boat the moment it docks, overtakes everyone on the jetty, and disappears up a trail at a pace that suggests they’ve either trained seriously for this or simply haven’t registered yet...
The Tiki Trail: Where Optimism Goes to Sweat

The Tiki Trail: Where Optimism Goes to Sweat

by Old Goat Admin | Mar 20, 2025 | Hikes, Oceania, Recent Treks

Introduction There’s something deeply suspicious about waking up before sunrise on vacation. Normal people roll over and go back to sleep. Ambitious hikers lace up boots and voluntarily walk uphill for several hours. And yet, here we are. A Morning hike at Ben Lomond...
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